play with me 2k14

[hopes]

i'll make this pretty later but MAN DON'T YOU WANT TO RP WITH ME



pick any character here (or one you know i play even if they're not listed) and pick a prompt (or make up one yourself)

idk i'm not picky I JUST WANT TO PLAY WITH PEOPLE ok go

(also if they used to have 100+ icons please bear with me because i can't exactly justify spending money on paids but i also can't bear to delete icons [deadcat])

Comments

[psychometer]

Sure thing! You can get the soda out from the fridge and I'll get some popcorn in the microwave.

[recidivated]

Okay! What kind do you want?

[psychometer]

Squirt! [OF COURSE SHE'D LIKE SQUIRT THE WEIRDO] That grapefruit soda!

[recidivated]

Got it!

[she grabs two cans, because she wants to try it too! (lien what are you going to make her experience)

also let's fast forward to everything being set up for movie time yaaay]

[psychometer]

[IT BEGINS

Lien is already munching on some salty, buttery popcorn]

Have you watched a lot of action movies before this Xion?

[recidivated]

[dear lord]

Sometimes! I like funny movies better, though... especially cartoons.

[she laughs somewhat sheepishly. it might be that she enjoys lighthearted things because she's still a little naive, but it's also because action movies have a tendency to remind her of her past life.

not so much this one, though.]

[psychometer]

Well...

[Hello strange looking actors with crazy beards and stilted voices!]

To be fair, this looks like this might end up being funnier than expected.

[recidivated]

[what

what is happening]

...

These special effects are really bad.

[WHEN XION POINTS IT OUT, THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING

also yes that is the thing she is choosing to comment on]

[psychometer]

I dunno, it's kinda charming. In a bad way, but charming nonetheless.

[MAN LOOK AT THAT CHASE SCENE.]

Man, there's nothing really coming out of the guns though huh?

[recidivated]

[... the movie is so silly that Xion actually starts giggling at some of the more ridiculous moments. it doesn't matter if she doesn't fully get some of the things like the innuendos, they're still funny on the basic level!!]

[psychometer]

[And then suddenly boobs and a sex (?) scene. Lien's hand suddenly flies up to cover Xion's eyes.]

Whoops! Nothing to see here!

[recidivated]

[LIEN PLS SHE'S LIKE 18 NOW]

—Huh? What's going on?

[psychometer]

[XION IS AN INNOCENT AND PURE PERSON, LIEN MUST BE VIGILANT!]

People are rubbing each other inappropriately, I don't think either of us can handle the amount of rubbing that's being shown.

[recidivated]

...

Why are you watching it?

[psychometer]

I kind of closed my eyes three seconds afterwards.

BUT to be fair,it's kind of like watching a train wreck!

[recidivated]

Should... we keep watching it?